I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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