Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I have tasted many bathrooms
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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