well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
So much rum. So many feels.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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