I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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