Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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