i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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