Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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