I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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