Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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