Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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