I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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