Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
it was like eating out sand paper
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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