I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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