Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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