ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
