she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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