I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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