So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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