i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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