Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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