when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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