Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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