Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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