yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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