Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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