CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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