Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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