i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he shaved USA in his pubs
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Randomize
