try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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