She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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