No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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