Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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