i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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