There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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