hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I just found a bag of teeth...
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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