I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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