so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
