glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Pants are for mortals
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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