last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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