One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
