please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
not ubering you a puppy
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
is that a dick in a sweater?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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