I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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