Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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