That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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