Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize