his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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