Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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