i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
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