Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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