well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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