Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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