When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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