Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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