Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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